So you’re sure if I eat the pips I won’t have the nutrition to grow a tree? Cos there always seems to be an exception!
I get architecture and archaeology confused sometimes. Archaeology, that’s to do with dead people right?
A guest: The beaches in Aberdeen are lovely. Me: Yer but you’ve gotta watch out for the lochness monster. The Guest: Yer that’s in the loch not the beach! Me: Oh is that why it’s called lochness, I’d always wondered!
Fliss: I found a clam in the sea. Me looking confused: What, but isn’t clams the things that are tribes from Scotland uno? A guest: Yer there’s a bunch of angry scots running around the sea!
What do you call it the sound a bird makes, hawk isn’t it?
The main problem is I don't think before I speak....leading to much amusement!!:D Hope you're all well X
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